Monday, September 15, 2025

Shineray V1200

SWM Stormbreaker. not sold in USA. I wonder if Harley Davidson would sell me all of the 2000-2003 Sportster 883 machinery for us to build an Aqua Meguro motorcycle factory in Montana to make one 1 hundred 100 monoshock XR750 style titanium framed monoshock SHAFT DRIVE yes shaft drive... don'tmakememad... 1.5 gallon aluminum gas tank shaped like Harley Hummer... latex foam Bates style desert seat. narrow mini apes pull back bars with made in Japan vintage Italian replica race perches/levers and Preston Petty G.P. Grips. do you know what a vintage 70's style digger fiberglASS rear fender with molded rectangular light and place for the tag to mount is? well, include that sun of a bitch digger fender but made from cast aluminum, not even polished. make that Hummer tank from cast aluminum welded together leaving the welds unsanded. the seat and aluminum oil tank and monoshock swingarm will be painted Lumunescent glow-in-the-dark Aqua. the wheels and tires will be 4.50 X 19 size polished like chrome titanium rims with twisted chrome spokes and chrome nipples and clASSic Coker with white stripe... do not judge the styling and era of styles mixed because it will look and also be great. the shock will be made for the bike by WP Holland. the body will be painted GLOSS Aqua and the spring will be chromed. the adjusters and knobs and spring retainers and resevoir and hose will all be Aqua. the seals and shock bolt eyelet rubbers will be molded in Aqua. the forks will be inveted WP with polished triple tree clamps like mirror, yo. the discs front/rear solid and kinda small diameter, one pot caliper will look AMF era. the shock and forks extra low, like 2 inches of travel. didn't I tell you to shup up already during the making of this blog post? or not to make me mad? yes 2 two inches of travel. make the wheels 18 inch we need to get the bike low. make that seat about 2.5 inches thick. the pipes can be shapped like Supertrapp duel flat track pipes but the muffler ends will be open end caps no defuser rings, and the muffler bodies not as large in diameter as Supertrapp. well, no lights or street parts allowed at all. the digger rear fender will not receive a tail light but insted will be molded into the aluminum cast the shape of the tail light lens. there will not be a front fender. Bates foot pegs will be mid mount and raised UP higher than the original Sportster. the air cleaner will be 4 inch round Aqua color foam S&S tear drop shape cast aluminum with Aqua Meguro letters in the casting. the timer/points cover will be Pyrex clear glASS. the derby cover cast aluminum with letters in the casting that says Aqua Meguro. the motor itself along with the carb will look as if they were dipped in GLOSS Aqua paint. the cables and break dancing hoses molded in Aqua color. the coil and spark plug wires and caps Aqua... the WP forks can be Flourescent pink/red for safety purposes. I'm not gonna proof read this post, I wonder how many missspelllings there will be? made for riding slowly in 1 st gear in cul-du-sacawagea. do not rev bike past 1300 rpm. use race gas only. change oil and filter after every 1 one mile or 5 minute ride. after you drain fuel you MUST clean out tank, gas lines/vents and disASSemble carb to klean perfect with no remaining hints of gas smell. remove oil tank from frame to clean in hot soap untill there is no hint it ever had any oil in it to begin with, same with the oil lines they must be replaced with fresh new lines. why? we hate the oder of solvents and oils inside of the Aqua Meguro museum. how do we start the bike? there will be a tiny lithium battery. why no lights? yer not allowed to ride the bike except for in the cul-de-sacawagea, remember? besides, what if you rode the bike to a bike show and you won the 1st place 7 foot tall GIANT trophy accidently without even entering the show? see what I mean?

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